Snotty Peg Legs Fantastic Voyage Picture Album
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Here's a picture of Slops the Super Sausage Smuggler
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When I first arrived at my destination I was greeted by the a local taxi drivers named Slops. I told him my name was Mr. Snotty Peg Leg, leader of the United Bologna Wrappers Coalition of My Basement and I would like a ride to the towns biggest tourist destination, The Sanford and Sons House O' Wax, so I could see my favorite T.V. charater of all time, Grady from "Sanford and Son" preseverd eternally in a life like statuette of wax . To my surprise, he replied, "Damn scortin nortins of turkey chasin, plumbin buddies that like to eat gravy covered cattle nards." I quickly responded,"But I have plenty of fresh dryer lint as means of payment!" With no hesition at all, Slops muttered,"Hop on but you'll have to ride on my head because the back seat is full of litte green Arsenio Hall clones plowing under my dirty underwear garden." "LETS ROLL!!" I screamed.
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This is a picture of Lesters award winning SAASAGE SURPRISE. Oh yeah, it was smuggled here by or beloved frind Slops.
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After 28 hours of cruising with Mr. Slops, I finally reached my destination, The House O' Wax. But it turned out that the House O' Wax had been remodeled and now is known as - Lesters House O' Meat. Though it may seem this would have spoiled my fantastic voyage, things ended up turnig out far better than I could have ever imagined. For as soon as I enterd Lesters establishment, I was immediately praised and hailed by all the patrons inside that were feasting on their meats of choice. Then before I knew it, they gathered together and and marched straight to their Capitol and overthrew their leader and government, which just happened to be one monkey dressed up in Liberace attire who liked to slap his . Then I was informed by Big Lester himself that I was to be their new leader, and from there on out I was to be refered as "Skippity Skappity Skaps, King of the Crablord Nation". I Gracefully accepted my new position and began leading my beloved countrymen and Slops too.
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This is a picture of the other three inhabitants of my counrty. Thats Slops' hand in the far right corner.
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